Tsk tsk, Taylor Swift

I’m not one for commenting on annoying starlets, but this one was just too funny. Taylor Swift caught for throwing away fan mail?! Oh my gods, what a catastrophe. The nerve of her gremlins breaking the seal of her thousands of fan mail and then throwing them away!

Seriously…would YOU open and read all that mail if you were as busy as that walking bobble head with commitment issues? No. No you wouldn’t. You say you would to keep face in front of your cool pals. Hell, maybe you would start out reading them all, but eventually, you’ll start glazing over each glittery unoriginal note until you get to the point where you don’t even open them at all. Eventually you’ll have someone else open those letters and read them to you while you look at yourself in the mirror and not listen. Eventually that person reading those letters to you will reevaluate his/her life choices and either quit or commit suicide.

Hey, at least she recycles, right?

Elsewhere, humanity hits a new low when hundreds of people line up to catch a glimpse of Grumpy Cat, aka Tardar Sauce, at SXSW.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.


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